#mortals and mundanities

[alarminglybad]

Comictober 2024 Day 11: Moonlight

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

Dance untill the sun sets

[ID in Alt Text and under the cut.]

ID: A digital drawing of the Lamb and Narinder from the video game Cult Of The Lamb, dacing over a blue background. The Lamb is drawn with a short ponytail, wearing white shorts and a red top with short sleeves, as well as arm and leg guards. Their back is facing Narinder who is holding one of their hands up above their head. Narinder is drawn as his follower form, wearing wide pants and a red shirt with wide, shoulder-length sleeves. Both characters are smilling and have a slight blush over their face.

[vantablackdraws]

just a Fredrick

[anxi04]

Hear me out. HEAR ME OUT.

DC X Epic:TheMusical

Tim Drake who is the descent of the last line of Odysseus (so a descendent of Hermes) through Jack and a daughter of Athena (Janet)

Athena who misses her friend Odysseus and sees so much of him in Tim, who is technically her grandchild and she's so excited about it.

Hermes who also considered Odysseus his friend in a way also seeing so much of him in Tim and being more loudly giddy about it.

Athena and Hermes who absolutely adore Tim and are so proud of him because their kid is so smart and brave and strong and witty.

YES OMG TIM X EPIC???

first of all tim’s hero costume 100% has attributes to both athena and hermes. tim is so insanely offended about the court of owls he decides to make his costume vaguely owl themed to spite them and pay tribute to athena. his shoes also have little feathers on them for hermes (hermes maybe possibly made them flying shoes but no one needs to know that. that is a secret between tim, hermes, athena, and young justice)

of course he doesn’t tell any of the batfam. wonder woman knows cause she can feel the divinity in tim and respects his decision not to tell the batfam so she says nothing outside of a causal “would you like a spar one day?” and that’s the end of that.

he does learn the greek style of sword fighting and also archery. he makes a collapsible bow in the style of odysseus’ bow and even if he doesn’t use it much he always has it on him, both as another tool just in case and a way to honor his long ago relative. and he sees the look in athena and hermes’ eyes when he uses it and wants them to know he’s keeping his legacy alive, even if he never explicitly states it.

his morals are probably a bit less strict. he doesn’t want to kill but he was raised by a demigod and two gods and they definitely have a different view on killing. he sees killing as more of a last resort, if he needs to kill he will but he’ll also do his best not to get there.

during his early stalking the bats days either athena or hermes was always with him. he was nine and while yes he was definitely well trained he was NINE.

bruce quest definitely goes differently. he’s still at like the lowest point of his life, his mom and dad are dead, steph is ‘dead’, bart is dead, kon is dead, cassie is in a cult, the hero community thinks he’s insane, he’s not robin anymore, and bruce is *gone*. but he has athena and hermes (who by the way is very proud of tim being such a good thief. he trained him for sure) and that helps his mental state so much.

the league of assassins and the council still happen, tim still loses his spleen but when he attacks the league he doesn’t worry much about the consequences of blowing the bases up. he doesn’t need to know the exact number of deaths, he hopes a couple of assassins got out but he knows there’s a substantial amount dead.

he’s nowhere near ra’s level, but he does fight him to a closer standstill which only endears him to ra’s more and tim is very much not cool with that. neither are either of the gods. he does Not need ra’s as a father figure thank you very much. hermes takes out any annoyance out on ra’s and really shows he’s the god of mischief

tim also somehow acquires a winion. no one but him knows how. hermes and athena looked away for ten seconds when he was 11 and suddenly he has a winion who is Very against leaving. none of the batfam are sure what it is just that it never leaves tim alone for more than 2 seconds. you know how some animatics just have a random winion with the crew? it’s that winion.

tim also definitely doesn’t just go with red robin as a name once he realizes he can actually choose his own and names himself something honoring both athena and hermes. at this point he also starts using his bow more much to the annoyance of bruce and that’s purely cause tim said he was inspired by oliver just to fuck with bruce.

oliver also sees how good of a shot tim is and is trying to get custody. little does he know bruce doesn’t even have custody athena and hermes got custody of him through a fake identity. bruce has no idea who his guardians are and it drives him crazy cause hes found out they’re not fake and very present in tim’s life BUT HE CANT FIND THEM

[sacredfixation]

[headcanons] Loki vs the Trivialities of Mundane Living

Mobius: You left the cap off the toothpaste again

Loki: why must I contain the paste? What does it gain from imprisonment?

Mobius: It dries out-

Loki: Then it is weak.

Mobius: You have to wait for the shower to warm up.

Loki, already stepping in: I bathed in the volcanic springs of Muspelheim. I can handle-AHHH ITS COLD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF-

Mobius: You cant just leave your dirty laundry on the floor.

Loki, unbothered: The garments have served their purpose. They are free now.

Mobius: They are not free. They are everywhere. One’s on the ceiling fan.

Loki: It ascended.

Mobius: You can’t microwave metal.

Loki, watching sparks fly as he stares into the chaos like it’s a portal to destiny: And yet it dances. Beautiful.

Mobius: GET AWAY FROM IT.

Mobius: You forgot to put the groceries away.

Loki: They were perfectly content in the bag.

Mobius: The ice cream melted.

Loki: It fulfilled its destiny as a puddle. Not all things aspire to solidity, Mobius.

[annabelle--cane]

I like the subtle world building implications in the differences between the usher foundation and the magnus institute. if the usher foundation and the magnus institute were meant to be direct parallels to each other, then the usher foundation would have been established in like the 1870s in boston or nyc, but no, it's in dc and was founded no earlier that 1955, and that gives me less "old respectable academia" vibes and more "insane reagan era project comissioned to weaponize the supernatural in the cold war that didn't work but was never officially shut down."

[dreamsofg0ld]

the great impersonator ⭐️ written by ashley, starring halsey

[high-voltage-rat]

Tog morphological biology really is weird. Their mouth, which resembles a crocodilian's, has teeth that imply carnivorous diets. However, where their head is so elongated, their bodies are extremely short and tall in comparison to a crocodilian, which to me suggests that they would have to dedicate significantly more power to holding their head up. Their eyes are positioned in a way that's really only suited to being a prey animal, horse style, unless you're an aquatic hunter. However, togs have the stumpy feet I associate with elephantids or other plains-based ungulates- or hippopotamids. They seem to be perissodactyls in this sense, bearing weight on the front 3 toes. But their shorter bodies paired with these feet would make balancing their heads quite difficult, as they have very little tail to offer a counterbalance, and their feet are stumpy enough to offer very little leverage. On top of that, they're known to be reptilian, but they also exist in cold snowy areas, with adapted colouration even, which suggests they're not cold-blooded. They're overall smooth-skinned (or possibly fuzzy? The striations seem to imply a fuzzy texture but the rest of them doesn't. I hesitate to use the fluffy tog or entagled tog as examples given they're meant to be mutants, but all other entagled creatures' mutations were mostly just exaggerations of pre-exisying traits, so short fuzz -> fluffy isn't that hard to imagine.) but they also seem to have the capacity to grow plated spines, which are modified osseoderms, so they do possess the genetics to grow scales like crocodilians- they just only use it for stegosaurus-style plates on the head and tail. Functionally speaking, these add little value and strike me as either residual anatomy or an in-progress developing adaptation. I lean towards the latter since the plates are a more terrestrial-suited feature.

Basically, lots about their morphology suggests they'd be best suited to aquatic or semiacquatic hunter lifestyles, including the fact that their balance issues wouldn't be as present in the water- except that we only ever see them on land, and their feet would be a nightmare for paddling in water (hippos, who have similar feet and webbing between their toes, are still poor swimmers and just walk along the bottom of water bodies- it's believed the webbing is more for stabilization in bottom walking). So the best explanation is that they were shallow-water hunters who wade, but at some point they became totally land-based, lost some reptilian and aquatic features, started developing spines, and began menacing Lore.

They're just such stupid creatures with stupid nonsense biology. I know this is a land of magic and I have an amulet that channels the power of my love to make my dragon grow gigantic à la Clifford the big red dog, but I draw the line at togs.

[tavina-writes]

not going to go be mean to OP on their own post but I just saw a post that was like "the apothecary diaries are so unique because they showcase politics and the harem from a woman's perspective and what the concubines and consorts go through and the emperor isn't even there bc he's not the point that NEVER happens in mainstream media" and I just had to. pause for a second here because.

You mean??? you mean??? the palace harem drama genre??? the Chinese genre that...this Japanese anime/manga is paying homage to?

Like, I'm sure this is unique among anime in some sense. And OP has probably never seen a palace harem/inner court drama before because I get the sense that OP doesn't really watch Chinese media, but it is absolutely buckwild bonkers as a statement to me.

Like, no bro, we. we do have. lots of shows. and books. about this. the inner court drama. the harem drama. the courtyard drama. the family drama. you see this in the corners of almost any historical cdrama you care to pick up that ain't a wuxia or a xianxia and sometimes even then????

anyway. Just. [stares off into space]

[madaramail]

they put their masks on after they're done eating so no one can lip read the tea they're spilling

[helenofblackthorns]

do you think Alec ever like reads reports on the yearly births and pretends he doesn't notice the weird (even for shadowhunters) number of children named Jonathan

[yourlocalfairygothparent]

No thoughts, just Johnny helping newly-blinded Kenshi with shaving

[xenosaurus]

I have a page for my worldbuilding projects that’s a huge WIP, but in the mean time, here’s a list of the ones I can remember off the top of my head!  I’ve done my best to split these by genre, although some obviously fit in multiple categories. You can also browse through my "original stuff" tag for things that haven't made it as far as a concrete project, if you can tolerate the mess.

UPDATE: Tumblr changed their tag system, so I had to fix the links.  They SHOULD be working, but chronological links don’t cooperate with mobile, so I’ve made them general links.  Please add /chrono to the url if you can, a few of these are very weird out of order (looking at you, Boar’s Blood).

Urban Fantasy

Witchmouth General; comedy about a hospital in a city that is mostly monsters and aliens

Freedom Over Gold; a comedy-drama about a trio of homunculi killing their masters

Immortality and Tax Fraud; a comedy about gods who possess people and the hosts that are still resisting them (slightly NSFW)

Mundane Motherhood; a slice of life/recovery story about a woman who adopts a kid who was being raised to fight demons

The Empty City; a drama about a limbo world entered in dreams by people who compete for ���days”, which give them another day of life in the real world

The Mortal Forge; an adventure story about a group of cursed people putting together an expedition to find a legendary cure

Tethered; a slice of life story in a setting where everyone has a familiar, starring two teenagers who are “tethering” their familiars, allowing them to become more physical and sentient

Fallen Angels in YOUR Area!; a comedy about a group of angels who are banished to earth for gaining too much individuality

Arlan Kingslayer; a comedy about classic high fantasy book characters being brought to the real world and not wanting to leave

High Fantasy

Boar’s Blood; an adventure story about a magical society built on the grave of an undead dragon that is rapidly falling apart (NSFW)

The Phoenix Bride; an adventure story/romance about a woman exploring an ever-expanding magical tower to confess her feelings to the woman who created it

God Hunters; technically closer to magical steampunk, an all-women drama about monster hunters (NSFW)

Scales and Bonedust; in a setting where some humans live in dwellings draped over the backs of dragons, a man and a dragonling try to find their way home after their whole community is killed

Rabbitheart; a fairy tale of sorts about a young jester (and would-be sorceress) trying to reclaim her familiar to earn a princess' hand in marriage, with a large section of backstory about the setting's version of Arthurian lore

The Mayfly; a dark fantasy about a mortal half-elf prince learning the truth of elven immortality

Whalefall; merfolk dark fantasy about a "bloodsalt knight" (a soldier who bites themselves to draw attacking predators to the blood and away from their school) who is separated from her people

Mark the End; trope manipulation on 'everyone grows up and has babies' endings where the children are the reborn god-monsters their guardians fought as teenagers. heavy on monster lore and character drama

Vampire Prince Walter; a romantic comedy about childhood sweethearts (who have since become a vampire and a werewolf) being arranged to marry each other... as long as their fathers don't find out they like each other too much to spy on the other.

Science Fiction

New Apocalyptia; a comedy about a world where all movie apocalypses happened at once (slightly NSFW)

Salt Water; an adventure story about a group trying to reach the bottom of their world’s incredibly deadly oceans, also mermaids and surfing as a death sport

Peppermint Circuits; a gay love story set in a world where everyone has a chip in their brain to influence their behavior (slightly NSFW)

Spycaller; a murder mystery about humans who interact with the intergalactic community from within mech suits

Superheroes

Superfish; a traditional coming of age superhero story about an LGBT group for college-aged sidekicks

Isaac is Okay; a very gentle story about a timetraveling superhero that traps himself in the past to raise his younger self away from their abusive father

Villain Risk; a superhero drama about an illegal hero team being arrested, told after the fact by a social worker, a kid in juvenile detention, and a shapeshifter who killed a cop and stole his life

Fate and Switch; a soulmate au fakeout about psychically linked superheroes who have been brainwashed, and their partners’ attempts to find them

Tooth and Nail; a superhero/kaiju mashup about bioengineered superheroes fighting monsters, and the protagonist’s attempts to protect his new apprentice from the horrors of their work

You Can Keep the Mask On; a superhero story intended to be told through sexual encounters between characters, obviously (very NSFW)

Overpowered; a comedy about a city's extremely, well, overpowered supervillains

Abelsons; a superhero story focusing on the "support" members, such as the people who make costumes and the medics

Bonus Individual Posts

that one about the destiny orphanage that one about the silkworm aliens

[laylanatorseventeen]

rereading the inheritance cycle and

WHO WOULD WIN

The tempting release of death

Or

One (1) Bumblebee

[rapidpunches]

My grandma dying is a chapter of my life I'm not ready to experience because it means eventually my grandpa will then my parents are next. I don't have the means to handle this stuff. I'm treading water but I need a life boat. I need a ship and I only have ten years to get one.

[avephelis]

if there's one thing about me is that i will treat humans with as much whimsy and awe as other fantasy races and beasts forever